Furiends, I have a tale to tell you. I think my bacon loving furiend, Sammy, will especially appreciate it.
My Bacon Tale
Recently, mom made herself a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich for lunch. When she went to sit down to eat it, as always, I sat next to her and stared. That usually gets me at least one or two bites of whatever she is eating. I stared and stared but I got no reward. She ate the whole thing without giving me one single bite!
Mom set her empty plate on the table and went to sit in the comfy chair to rest for a while. Lucky for me she fell asleep. I hardly ever get bacon and I wasn’t very happy that I didn’t get any this time. I decided to take matters into my own paws and get up on the counter to see if she had left anything there — and guess what! She left the uncooked bacon out on the counter!
Now, admittedly, uncooked is not quite the same as cooked, but it wasn’t bad. Remember, I eat raw all the time so it wasn’t that much different. I pulled some of the pieces down on the floor and ate two or three half strips of bacon. They were pretty filling so I left three pieces laying there on the kitchen rug. I just couldn’t finish them. My loser brofurs didn’t even come check it out so they didn’t get any.
Mom looked pretty surprised when she got up and went in the kitchen. She obviously forgot she left the bacon out. Mom doesn’t know for sure I’m the one who did it but she’s caught me on the counter before. She told me she’s pretty sure it was me but I made no admission. I think she was even more certain when she caught me drinking water every couple of hours for the rest of the day. Who knew bacon would make even kitties thirsty?
I hope you have some similar luck in the near future!