If They Won’t Give You Bacon, Get Your Own

Furiends, I have a tale to tell you. I think my bacon loving furiend, Sammy, will especially appreciate it.

My Bacon Tale

Recently, mom made herself a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich for lunch. When she went to sit down to eat it, as always, I sat next to her and stared. That usually gets me at least one or two bites of whatever she is eating. I stared and stared but I got no reward. She ate the whole thing without giving me one single bite!

Strip of baconYou Have to Make Your Own Luck

Mom set her empty plate on the table and went to sit in the comfy chair to rest for a while. Lucky for me she fell asleep. I hardly ever get bacon and I wasn’t very happy that I didn’t get any this time. I decided to take matters into my own paws and get up on the counter to see if she had left anything there — and guess what!  She left the uncooked bacon out on the counter!

Now, admittedly, uncooked is not quite the same as cooked, but it wasn’t bad. Remember, I eat raw all the time so it wasn’t that much different. I pulled some of the pieces down on the floor and ate two or three half strips of bacon. They were pretty filling so I left three pieces laying there on the kitchen rug. I just couldn’t finish them. My loser brofurs didn’t even come check it out so they didn’t get any.

Mom looked pretty surprised when she got up and went in the kitchen. She obviously forgot she left the bacon out. Mom doesn’t know for sure I’m the one who did it but she’s caught me on the counter before. She told me she’s pretty sure it was me but I made no admission. I think she was even more certain when she caught me drinking water every couple of hours for the rest of the day. Who knew bacon would make even kitties thirsty?

Really, it wasn't me! Christy washing her face.

Really, it wasn’t me!

I hope you have some similar luck in the near future!

Christy Paws

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21 Responses to If They Won’t Give You Bacon, Get Your Own

  1. How cute you are, Christy! But remember not to eat raw things the next time. It is not good for your health and you can make your mother worried, you know?

  2. Robin says:

    Oh, Christy. You are so funny! I can’t blame you for getting into the bacon. Bacon is irresistible. My kitties would have run off with all of it!

  3. James W Hall says:

    Lucky you Christy. you have a great mom, the bacon tale looks mouth-watering >.<

  4. David says:

    Oh Christy, you’re such a cute and smart girl also. Your mom must be really happy to have you. Can’t wait to see your other tricks 🙂

  5. Rosa says:

    Christy you are a smart girl. When you want something you take matters into your own hands!

  6. Well done Christy! This is memorible for both you and your mom. I guess that she will more careful. Haha

  7. Raven says:

    I hear bacon is tasty. I’ve sniffed it, but it didn’t interest me. I’m glad you (or some other kitty) got to enjoy a tasty treat.

  8. Well done! Mom own fault she shouldn’t have left the bacon on the counter.

    love & kisses <3

  9. Noodle says:

    You got to do what you got to do babe, especially where bacon is concerned!
    Happy Wednesday…

    Noodle and crew

  10. Guess you taught your mom a lesson, Christy!

  11. Well done Christy ! And you play so well the character of the innocent kitty ! Purrs

  12. Um, is it wrong that we licked the screen photo of your bacon? For the record, it didn’t taste like bacon at all.

  13. da tabbies o trout towne says:

    christy…now yur talkin total lee awesum snax !!!

    heerz two a barbel~~less catfish kinda week oh end guys ♥♥♥

  14. Summer says:

    Wow! I wish my humans ate bacon – I’m a counter girl (and so is Binga), so we’d be bound to get lucky at some point.

  15. Christy gurl yur sorta notty but oh so cute!!!!
    Mee hopess thee uncooked bacon did not hert yur bowelss……if mee ate it raw…well it wood not bee good fur mee!
    An mee will keep yur secret; purromise!!
    ~~head rubsss~~ Siddhartha Henry~~

  16. Sammy says:

    Oh Christy! MAJOR SCORE!!! I’ve never had uncooked bacon but I just bet it’s VERY nommy….kinda like ham would be…..bravo for you being brave enough to see something (or smell it) and GO AFTER IT!

    Love, Sammy

  17. Ellen Pilch says:

    Thank you for the chuckle 🙂 How nice of you to leave some for your brothers.

  18. Kitties Blue says:

    Christy, you are lucky your mom didn’t smell your breath. Then she would have known for certain that you were the bacon thief. That was a huge score. Well done. Just hope there wasn’t any horking afterwards. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Lisbeth, Astrid and Calista Jo

  19. I don’t believe it, Christy! You look 100% innocent! And we all know boys are trouble, right? Must have been the boys! 😉

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